OMG OMG OMG

Exciting news! OMG I can hardly contain myself. So the other night on a 3-11 (pm) shift I get a call from a potential patron asking if we have any suites available. We had 1 available but the price was too high, so in good ole fashion form we began to negotiate and barter.

So for the standard (lower) rate and the promise to enroll in a loyalty program he was going to come in and get the suite. Not long after our agreement had this mystery man (with a great phone demeanor) call back and inquired if the suite was smoking. I regretfully informed him that it was not and he let out a sigh of disappointment because we were tangibly vibing over the phone (and we wouldn’t meet face-to-face if they didn’t book the room). So he tells me that it has to be smoking and he will be booking the room at a nearby hotel that matched him and his friends’ needs.

So, being the clever woman that I am, I deduced (suite + smoking + late night = PAR-TAY). I asked the mystery man with the energetic, blissful tone (which totally brightened up the evening), “Excuse me sir with all due respect you sound like a youth trying to engage in festive merriment this evening, am I right?” Stunned that I was so right-on-the-money, he was temporarily speechless, which made me question my judgement, but all was revealed that a party was about to go down and I was totally invited. He actually asked for my number but I politely declined, “Not before a proper Facebook investigation.”  Quickly, I had a new friend “Tego Escobar*” 

Thankfully, his hot phone personality and sexy voice matched his face! So after my shift, I went back and forth on weather or not I should attend his telly. I didn’t due to my 7am obligations, but we did have a nice little conversation on the phone again later that night. It was reaffirmed that he is funny, cool, inquisitive, all around awesome! We have a lot in common thus far. I’m excited. Thrilled actually! 

We are going to meet up soon, but this is a busy weekend. 

Soooo when I told my friend about him she’s responded “You meet soooo many guys.” At first I was taken aback, asking myself “Do I?” And I don’t think I do, because if so…where are my multitude of dates?!?!?! That’s the only reason why I broke up with Zack* to date copiously in my twenties.  

Then my friend added “You have a bevy of boys billowing from your bosoms” or something to that effect lol. I enjoyed the alliteration. I need to turn these chance meetings into full blown wine-and-dine sessions. That will be the mission of the week.

*Names have been changed to protect my anonymity :-)*